dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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