Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Acid is not a monday night drug
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Randomize
