so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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