Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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