Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
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