you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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