Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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