he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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