Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
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