you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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