I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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