We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
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