i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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