last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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