So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I think my moral compass just broke
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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