you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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