I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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