STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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