so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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