thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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