i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
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