Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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