Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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