I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
We have started to decorate penises.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
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