remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I enjoy the company of your penis
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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