try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Who died my cat blue again?
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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