He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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