last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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