Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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