found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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