You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
Randomize
