He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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