so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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