just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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