I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Nicole vs. Life
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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