their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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