what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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