Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
Farmville is her only friend.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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