i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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