And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
Randomize
