Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
I think people are normalizing furries
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
Randomize
