I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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