i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
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