Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
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