just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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