i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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