Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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