We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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