Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
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