you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
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